Webmaster tip: Getting only white screen and “SHTML Wrapper – 500 Server Error” in the page source when running a PHP script on Bluehost?

Webmaster tip: Getting only white screen and “SHTML Wrapper – 500 Server Error” in the page source when running a PHP script on Bluehost?

The short answer: you may need to switch to a version of PHP that uses FastCGI.

Try this:

Log into your Cpanel (control panel.) Under the “Software/Services” sections, click on “PHP Config”. If you don’t have one of the PHP options with “(FastCGI)” selected, chose one — the latest version with FastCGI would be a good place to start — and hit the “Save” button at bottom. Then try running your PHP script again.

I hope this helps. I could have used knowing this about 3 hours of troubleshooting ago.

It may work for other web hosts who use Cpanel also.


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    • Michael Kupietz, FileMaker Developer
      September 27, 2016 - 6:21 pm

      Dear “Woolrich Parka”,

      {Thank|Fark} you for the {note|spam|garbage you sprayed} on my website.

      I’ve taken the liberty of {redacting|removing|deleting} your backlink and contact info to avoid giving you {an SEO bump|credit|the appearance of any sort of respect}, but in this case I’m going to leave your post {visible|posted|active} because it’s amusing that you couldn’t even figure out how to get your spambot working right before you started {using it|spamming|freely slathering nonsense all over other people’s websites for them to clean up}.

      I don’t work for spammers myself, but perhaps in the future you might want to consider hiring a skilled computer consultant to {tell you how to use a computer program|rescue you from your ineptness|convince you to do something respectable with your time instead}.

      {Cheers|Yours truly|Go suck a cheese wheel},
      Michael

      PS. “Horse Ebooks” was a way better spammer name.

  2. 444
    February 4, 2016 - 7:45 pm

    YES!, Thank you!

    • Michael Kupietz, FileMaker Developer
      September 23, 2016 - 11:56 am

      Hey, you’re welcome!

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